The Biggest Turkey Ever Seen!

Back in 2013, I wrote a fun and wacky Christmas story about a turkey like no other. Her name? Tina. Her claim to fame? She was the biggest turkey ever seen, and she’s the star of a festive adventure that’s now available as a paperback book on Amazon.

Tina wasn’t your average farmyard bird. She had a neck flap so long and wrinkly it put her friends to shame. And her “Gobble Gobble”? Let’s just say it was so thunderous it sent children running, cats up trees, and dogs diving for cover. Tina was truly one-of-a-kind.

The story kicks off on a quiet winter morning in a sleepy village. Dorothy, the farmer’s wife, had bought some exotic clover weed to fatten up her turkeys for Christmas. What she didn’t realise was that the pellets were laced with a powerful ingredient, moo-turkey-compost!

So, if you’re looking for a Christmas story that’s a little bit wacky, a little bit wild, and a whole lot of fun, Tina the Christmas Turkey is a must-read. Whether it’s for yourself or as a gift for someone who loves a good laugh, it’s guaranteed to add some festive spirit to your holiday season.

Grab your copy on Amazon today and let Tina, the biggest turkey in the world, fill your Christmas with laughter and joy!