Tina The Christmas Turkey

Tina The Christmas Turkey is a fun, wacky, and exciting tale that will have you gobbling with laughter and anticipation. I wrote this Christmas story back in 2013 as a bit of fun. Get ready for a festive adventure like no other! Will you hear a “Gobble Gobble” on Christmas Eve? You’ll have to read on to find out…

Tina The Christmas Turkey

Tina The Christmas Turkey

“Tina was a proud turkey, with a flap of skin around her neck much longer and wrinklier than all her friends possessed. Imagine a “Gobble Gobble” so loud that young children ran to their mummies, cats climbed trees and dogs hid behind their owners legs! Yes, Tina was a big feathery bird – a bird you would not want to mess with!

Our story starts with Dorothy the farmer’s wife. One day she decided to buy some exotic clover weed in order to fatten up her flock for Christmas. Little did she know that those tasty green pellets contained moo-turkey-compost, a rare and highly powerful ingredient that could make a turkey grow as big as a house!

n a quiet sleepy village one winters morning, when most of the town folk were fast asleep, Dorothy the farmer’s wife could be heard for miles around, “Clifford, wake up!” her call echoed down the valley!

Clifford was a simple man, from a long generation of turkey farmers, his father famous for producing the largest turkeys in the land. Flabbier Turkeys Limited was established in 1845 and supplied all the important people with their Christmas turkeys. Clifford’s order book included the personal telephone numbers of queens, kings, presidents and movie stars! Big birds equalled big business…”

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